Pete: They already tried to get me to endorse that sports drink. I said "No." They want me dunking on the label. When is this town gonna realize that I'm more than a former high school basketball star?
Leslie Knope: I don't think this new sports drink is even about basketball.
Pete: It's called "Sweetums dunktastic three-point B-ball blast". The slogan is "It's all about basketball." I'm sorry, you're gonna have to find yourself some other famous Pawneean.