Chris: Ann found this place. It's where we bought our "Sounds of Nature" machine.
Ron Swanson: You bought a machine that replicates an open window?
Chris: Frasier! Chris Traeger. Do you remember me? I came in here looking for the Vanna White book on child care, "I'd Like to Solve the Puzzle of Parenting". Could you show my friend, Ron, that amazing crib that you sold me? The Babylove L'il Sweetheart Safe 4 Ever and Ever model.
Frasier: Oh, yeah, that thing is a deathtrap.
Chris: I'm sorry?
Frasier: Just found out this morning, it's being recalled. They found maxicylofentabol in the glue.
Chris: Is that good? It sounds bad.
Frasier: It burned off my fingernails.
Ron Swanson: I'll be in the car.