Leslie Knope: I kind of feel like we got off on the wrong foot, so I made unity cookies with the Pawnee town's original colors of blue and yellow. However, I did not have yellow frosting, so I had to use mustard. But do not worry. I put tons of sugar on them, so it will even it out. [laughs] Mmm! Sugar mustard.
Eagleton Ron: That's awful kind of you, Leslie, but I'm afraid those are a little too sweet for me. I unhooked from that big sugar train over 30 years ago.
Leslie Knope: You are a man of principle and I respect that, cool Ron.