Leslie Knope: Whoa. Wow, I'm really surprised you're sitting on this side of the bleachers and not on the Eagleton side with your new girlfriend Ingrid.
Ben: Leslie, I'm just trying to help them.
Leslie Knope: Why? They wouldn't help us if the tables were turned. I mean, they're 50 points ahead, and they're still dunking. I mean, look at this guy. There's no way he is in high school.
Chris Bosh: And I'm better at French horn too, Eric.