Quote from April in Are You Better Off?
Andy: [laughing] My wife is pregnant! April: Okay, put me down. Andy: Hey, you can't keep it from me. I found the pregnancy test, honey. April: Honey, I'm not pregnant, okay? And if I were, you shouldn't lift me up. Andy: Wait, are you sure you're not? April: Yeah. We've talked about this. Remember? I wanna wait until we're 50 and then adopt a set of creepy adult twins from Romania. Andy: Oh, yeah. Of course. April: Actually, there is something I need to tell you. Andy: [gasps] You're pregnant. April: No. Andy: No! We just ruled that out.