Councilman Jamm: You once posted a video of yourself drinking alcohol in City Hall while you were still a minor. How do you justify that?
April: Easily. Alcohol is delicious and fun..
Leslie Knope: ...damentally a substance that should not be abused. I agree, April. Very good point.
Councilman Jamm: Wow. Ms. Ludgate, are you a ventriloquist? I mean, that is amazing how you make your words come out of Ms. Knope's mouth. Would you like to put her on your knee? I mean, that'd be really fun.