Paul: Ms. Ludgate, have you ever heard Mr. Swanson threaten to hurt councilman Jamm?
April: Ronny? Are you kidding me? I've never heard him threaten to hurt anyone or anything. The guy's, like, a vegetarian. Look at him, he's like a big, old, soft teddy bear. His nickname around the office is "Softy-Pants McHuggable."