Dennis Lerpiss: The reason I love that film is that it's really depressing. Speaking of which, sadly, next month, Pawnee Videodome will be closing its doors. Forever.
Leslie Knope: No!
Dennis Lerpiss: For those of you that have attended our screenings, I want to thank you for your patronage, though I wish you would have rented more movies.
Leslie Knope: Guys, we have to help out Dennis and his business. Everybody rent something, so we can help Dennis. Sir, will you rent something?
Morris: Why would I do that? All movies are online for free. I'm watching Iron Man 2 on my phone right now.
Leslie Knope: Okay, you're not helping. I, for one, am going to rent Finding Nemo.
Dennis Lerpiss: Ooh, we don't carry cartoons. But if you want a film about the ocean, we have a documentary about the brutality of Japan's whaling industry. It's called Tears Of My Blowhole. And it's... It's nauseating.
Leslie Knope: [stammers] I'll just buy some Red Vines.
Dennis Lerpiss: Oh, we only have Japanese slime candy and, um, Bulgarian wheat balls.
Andy: Leslie, seriously, where are we?