Leslie Knope: I think I have a plan of how to save your store. If we get the Pawnee Historical Society to declare your store as a historical landmark, then you might get enough of a tax break to keep your business afloat.
Ron Swanson: That sounds like the government meddling in private enterprise.
Leslie Knope: Well, Ron, we all know how much you love the free market. But the Pawnee Videodome is the only place in town where people gather to do something intellectual. That and the slam poetry nights at Beanie's Coffee. But I do not count those because those poems do not rhyme. [rapping style] Anything can be a slam poem if you say it like this. [scoffs] It's pointless.