Chris: The lack of women in this government is criminal. I'm gonna ask each department to send two people to a meeting today.
Leslie Knope: Yeah!
Chris: And! And- And I can ask Shauna Malwae-Tweep to write an article about it for the Pawnee Journal. She's my special friend.
Leslie Knope: That's what you're calling her now.
Chris: I don't know what to call her. I don't entirely understand the behavior of young people. Recently, we engaged in something called a "group hang." It was like a date, but there were seven other people there. It was very confusing. I'm not really sure what our label is. Labels can be bad, but they can also be good. "Warning: Toxic bleach" is a good label. Shauna Malwae-Tweep has amazing dimples.
Leslie Knope: So the commission?
Chris: Yes, right, the commission. I'm gonna get that going right now.