Quote from Tammy Two in Ron and Diane
Leslie Knope: [humming] Alert... alert, alert, alert. Ron Swanson: She's here, isn't she? Tammy Two: Oh, hey, Ron. What a coincidence. Gosh, I never dreamed you'd be here. Ron Swanson: Tammy, this is Diane. Diane, this is a piece of human garbage named Tammy, who is also my ex-wife. Tammy Two: Twice ex-wife. We were married twice. Leslie Knope: And divorced twice. Everything is done. They are totally done.