Leslie Knope: [humming] Alert... alert, alert, alert.
Ron Swanson: She's here, isn't she?
Tammy Two: Oh, hey, Ron. What a coincidence. Gosh, I never dreamed you'd be here.
Ron Swanson: Tammy, this is Diane. Diane, this is a piece of human garbage named Tammy, who is also my ex-wife.
Tammy Two: Twice ex-wife. We were married twice.
Leslie Knope: And divorced twice. Everything is done. They are totally done.