Ron Swanson: This award is the only one I'd ever give a damn about. I made my first chair when I was five, but the quality of the wood was wanting, so when I turned nine, I used my factory wages to purchase some beautiful local walnut. [Tammy Two does a Basic Instinct] Uh, thank you... for this... Uh, this all good-- night good. Uh... There it is. [hesitant applause]