Chris: I am just filled to the brim with questions. Why are you using this wood? Is it more pliable? What are these metal latches? Are they copper or brass? Is one better? And if so, why?
Ron Swanson: If I tell you, then you won't have learned anything.
Chris: [laughs] Another in a long line of lessons from the great Ron Swanson.
[aside to camera:]
Chris: My therapist, Dr. Richard Nygard, suggested that I try some non-exercise-based hobbies. So I've been studying woodworking with Ron. I made this. Before I started, it was bigger.