Tom: Hey, man. Get any more job offers since I last saw you?
Ben: Yeah, but it was just a management position at Urban Outfitters. I turned it down.
Tom: I don't know, man. Maybe I can't hack this. Maybe I should take a cue from you and stick with my boring day job.
Ben: Well, my accounting job isn't boring.
Tom: If it was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it. They have a show about storage unit auctions.
Ben: Fair point.