Leslie Knope: Perhaps you might understand it better if I read to you from this pamphlet, "So You Think You Know More Than God". "Our bodies are God's gift, but they're also the devil's playground. The devil likes to hide in all your private nooks and crannies, and if you open too wide, he might get out, or in." What--?
Gretl: Can we just see the condom demonstration again? 'Cause I don't know where Lou has been.
Leslie Knope: Well, I-I wish I-I could, but I-- Oh, screw it. Okay, here. This is a penis, right? You put a condom on it, and you pull the tip like this, and you roll it all the way down the penis. Tell you what, condoms for everybody! Who wants some? Safe sex for everybody! [cheering and commotion] Hey! Hey, who wants to party?