Quote from April in Soda Tax
April: Here's that report you wanted, boss. It's funny because it has 30 different fonts on it, and you only like one. Do you like it? Ben: Yeah, it's hilarious. April: Okay, I'm sorry I drew those pictures of you. I was just messing around. Ben: Look, you may not take this seriously, but this job is important to me. And by the way, you should take it seriously, because I asked you to come work here because I thought you'd enjoy it and I think you're smart, but you have to have some semblance of professionalism, and I need you to give, like, even a 15% effort. April: 12%. Ben: 15. For God's sake, I'm asking for 15% effort. It's not supposed to be a negotiation. April: Fine. I'm sorry. 15.