Ben: There you are. Thank God. We're going to get the final results any minute.
Leslie Knope: I know. Do you have both my speeches?
Ben: Yes. You seem calmer than I expected you'd be.
Leslie Knope: I got you something. Let me open it for you. You have to go to Washington.
Ben: I told you I'm turning it down.
Leslie Knope: I was being selfish. You put your whole life on hold for me. The very least I can do is try to return the favor.
Ben: Are you sure about this?
Leslie Knope: We can make it work. I will visit you, then you come visit me. And then I go visit you again. And then we make out in the Lincoln bedroom. And the Jefferson Memorial and the Supreme Court gallery. We'll do it all over Washington.
Ben: Thank you. Where did you get a Washington Monument figurine at midnight on a Tuesday?
Leslie Knope: From my office. I have, like, 50 of them.
Ben: Right.