Leslie Knope: "We're all your friends," said Mr. Bacon. "Welcome home." The end. And that is Groffle, the awful Waffle, a book that I wrote and published on behalf of my education initiative. Any questions?
Girl: Yes? How did Groffle cross the syrup river? And why did you call Mr. Newport a jerk?
Leslie Knope: Ah... Well, I should not have called Nick Newport a jerk, because we need to be respectful of all dead people. I mean, not Stalin or Hitler, but... I'm not calling Nick Newport Hitler.
Eugene: Ms. Knope, I have a follow-up to what I'm now deciding to call "jerk-gate." Are there any other deceased members of Bobby Newport's family you'd like to attack?
Rebecca: And quit ducking the waffle question. Did Groffle use a boat of some kind?
Ben: All right, that's all the questions for now. Thank you, everybody.
Eugene: Are we to assume that he swam across the syrup river?