Leslie Knope: Wow! Great turn out. Okay, welcome everyone to the first meeting of the Parks Committee of Pawnee, or PCP.
Jeannie: Um, should we really be called "PCP"? See, because--
Leslie Knope: Yes, because, like the drug PCP, we are so fast-acting and powerful, we should be illegal. Now, what do you want to see fixed in the parks? Yes?
Diane: I've noticed that the White Hills hiking path could really use some upkeep. I was thinking we organize a letter-writing campaign.
Leslie Knope: Uh, I-I know for a fact that nobody in the Parks Department reads letters, except for one person, who is amazing, but s-he isn't currently there, because he was suspended.
Diane: How amazing can he be if he got suspended?
Leslie Knope: Pretty damn amazing, Diane. Now shush. If we want to get the government off their bloated, bureaucratic butts, then we need our voices to be heard, and that's what we're gonna do. Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.