Ron Swanson: There's a rumor going around that Chris has a killer witness.
Leslie Knope: How? Why? That makes no sense. There's no killer witness, because we didn't do anything wrong, unless someone's planning to lie or slander us. Okay, just to be safe, find out who it is and silence him.
Ron Swanson: With pleasure.
Leslie Knope: Wait. Let me make it clear. Don't silence him. Just make sure he can't talk.