Quote from Ron Swanson in Meet n Greet
Sales Associate: Hi there. Is there a project you're working on? Ron Swanson: I know more than you. Sales Associate: All right. [aside to camera:] Ron Swanson: When April and Andy married, I didn't get them a wedding present. In my experience, wedding presents are nothing more than kindling on a divorce bonfire. But I think I found a way I can really help them make a home.