Leslie Knope: Hey, ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever in her new part-time job in the Public Health Department at City Hall, it's Ann Meredith Perkins! Yay!
Ann: Oh, Leslie, this is so nice!
April: I put a poisonous gas in one of these balloons, so if any of them pops, you may die.
Andy: No, April, we would all die. Gases fill the volume of whatever container they're in. School.
Leslie Knope: We have activities every hour on your first day. 10:00 A.M., Ann's first day waffle explosion. 11:00 A.M., the start-paperwork jamboree. And then 12:00 noon sharp is the inaugural d-Ann-ce party.
Tom: Welcome to City Hall, cupcake!
Ann: How many of you are in here?
Leslie Knope: There are seven. And you have an office mate. His name is Stuart, and he's kind of a grouch.
Ann: I have an office mate?
Stuart: Get these [bleep] balloons out of here.
Ann: Hi. I'm Ann.