Quote from Ron Swanson in Road Trip
Ron Swanson: What's your name, ma'am? Lauren: Lauren Berkus. Ron Swanson: Lauren, my name is Ron Swanson, and I'm gonna tell you everything you need to know about the miserable, screwed-up world of local government. Lauren: You have mustard in your moustache. Ron Swanson: Don't sass me, Berkus. Let's get started. "Life, liberty, and property." That's John Locke.