Ben: Wow! This is where they have their Public Forums?
Leslie Knope: Yeah, it's not that great.
Tom: They had a valet.
Leslie Knope: Yes, Eagleton is nicer than Pawnee. And, yes, because of their cupcake factory, the air always smells like vanilla.
Ben: [inhales deeply] Oh, yeah. Wow.
Leslie Knope: But... Their people are not inherently better than our people. The only thing they beat us in is life expectancy, beauty pageants, and average income. Who cares?