Leslie Knope: It was never our intention to offend anyone. I guess some people object to powerful depictions of awesome ladies.
Perd Hapley: Okay. Also joining us today is a different person, pornographic film actress Brandi Maxxxx.
Brandi Maxxxx: Pleasure to be here.
Perd Hapley: Brandi, you've starred in over 200 adult films, some which are very good. When'd you get in the business?
Brandi Maxxxx: Last year.
Perd Hapley: Fantastic. Now, this painting right here, art or pornography?
Brandi Maxxxx: Perd, I think this whole debate is ridiculous. What Leslie and I do is obviously art.
Leslie Knope: Oh, hang on. Um, there's a big difference between an oil painting of a Greek myth and a pornographic movie.
Brandi Maxxxx: It's okay, Leslie. I got this one.
Leslie Knope: What?
Brandi Maxxxx: What Leslie and I want people to know is you should be able to have sex anywhere you want and show it anywhere you want, whether it's girl-on-girl action, bondage, or what have you.
Leslie Knope: Okay. Hang on. Pornography is very difficult to define. Um, in fact, it was Justice Stewart who once said, "I can't define pornography, but I know it when I see it."
Perd Hapley: Brandi, how would you define pornography?
Brandi Maxx: For me, it's when the penis goes in.