Ann: Oh, my God. A 98% match. That's a soul-mate-level match. I've never seen anything this high before.
Leslie Knope: Awesome.
Ann: Okay. I know what you're thinking. And you know what? You have to forget about Ben. He had his chance, and he blew it. This computer could have found the future Mr. Leslie Knope.
Leslie Knope: Yeah. Okay... Entire universe of guys I might date, let's see what you got. [a profile of Tom N. Haverford is revealed] Ah!