Quote from Leslie Knope in Indianapolis
Ann: Leslie, I think Chris is cheating on me. Leslie Knope: What? That lying bastard! Wait. How do you know? Ann: I don't have any actual proof. Leslie Knope: Then I'm sure he's not cheating on you. And if he is, he's a monster. And if he's not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him.