Woman: My grandmother lived in Pawnee for 60 years, and I want to put her ashes in the time capsule.
Man: My cat, Turnip, was the greatest cat ever, and I'd like to put his ashes in the time capsule.
Leslie Knope: For the last time, and I won't say this again, there will be no human or feline ashes in either one of the time capsules.
Man: Except for Turnip. [begins chanting] Except for Turnip.
Leslie Knope: No chanting.