Quote from Ron Swanson in 94 Meetings
Ron Swanson: How we doing? Andy: Pretty good. I may have promised a new aquatic center to somebody. Is that a problem? Ann: I diagnosed two melanomas. They're both benign. Ron Swanson: How many more meetings? April: Twenty. [aside to camera:] Ron Swanson: April was supposed to be the moat that kept the citizen barbarians away from Swanson Castle. Instead, she blew up the castle and stabbed me in the face. [back:] Ron Swanson: I hired you to do one thing. Just one. I don't care that you text all day and sleep at your desk. In fact, I encourage it. But only because you were doing that one thing... [shouting] Keeping this crap off my desk! Give me five minutes before the next one.