Leslie Knope: Look at that. It's gorgeous. What kind of monster would want to change this?
Tom: Ugh! Pre-zit. Do you have any, uh, brown concealer by any chance? I need to look good for Jessica.
Leslie Knope: You know, they may be rich, but they can't just destroy history. Let's go.
Tom: Right behind you. I just need to spend a minute on my cologne cloud.
Leslie Knope: [coughs] What is that?
Tom: Attack by Dennis Feinstein. When you want to attack the senses of the lady you want to bed.