Barney: Miss Knope, I understand that you're currently evaluating the rec center teachers.
Ron Swanson: You're doing what, Leslie?
Barney: I demand an evaluation.
Leslie Knope: Okay. What course do you teach?
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Barney: When it comes to choosing accounting software, there's no accounting for taste. [Andy laughs] The advantage of QuickBooks Pro is that it's easy to assemble a list of vendors...
Ron Swanson: Well, this is great. I'm heading home, so as not to have to be here anymore. My office, first thing tomorrow.