Ron Swanson: Okay, everyone. The rumors are true. Wendy and I are splitting up. Yeah, I'm really hurt.
Leslie Knope: I'm so sorry you feel that way, little friend. Why don't we go out tonight, hit the town after work, huh? We'll make it Tom's night. You can go anywhere you want, our treat. Oh, I know there's a really fun documentary about tandem bicycles at the art house. It's supposed to be pretty unapologetic.