Leslie Knope: Here we are! Take it in, boys.
Raul: This is an embarrassment to America.
Leslie Knope: I'm sorry?
Raul: You are right to want to correct this.
Leslie Knope: Correct what?
Raul: This is the giant pit of dirt you were telling us about, is it not? The one you want to turn into a park?
Leslie Knope: No, no. This is already a park. And it's one of our best-loved parks.
Elvis: Why are the trees so small?
Leslie Knope: They're not that small. Besides, size doesn't matter.
Raul: Yes, it does. Our trees are huge. We build tunnels through them.