Leslie Knope: Okay, listen. Here's the plan. Our position is, we have no position. So let's just say, "Thank you for the party, but we regretfully decline your offer to honor me."
April: Oh, my God, I can't believe you came.
Leslie Knope: Hi, April.
April: Derek! It's Leslie Knope.
Derek: Leslie Knope, you're my hero!
Leslie Knope: Oh! That's nice.
Ben: Leslie, you are looking hot. [hugs Leslie]
Leslie Knope: Really? Thank you, Ben. I'm really enjoying this hug. That's so nice, but I need to tell you something.
Man: This one is on us.
Leslie Knope: Well, if it's free... [downs shot]
Man: [cheers] Leslie Knope!