Tom: [to camera] So, we've been called out to this hiking trail because there's some reports that some teenagers are digging bags of dog poop out of the trash and having dog poop fights.
Leslie Knope: [to camera] I don't believe it. [to Tom] Oh, my God. It's real.
Tom: Uh... Yeah, I'm not gonna go deal with this. I'm leaving.
Leslie Knope: Hey! Hey! Hello? Boys! I am Leslie Knope. I work for the Department of Parks and Recreation. Okay, all right. Cool it! Okay.
Boy: Get her shoes!
Leslie Knope: No! That's disgusting! What are you doing? Help! Help! Help! Tom! Tom! No! Smells so bad! Why would you think this was fun? Really? Oh, really? Really? Oh, hey! Hey! You like it? Boom! Okay, here we go. Who wants it? Whoo, missed it! Yeah! Actually, this is a little fun. This is fun.
Boy: Get her hair!
Leslie Knope: Oh.