Tom: How many sexual partners have you had in the last year?
Leslie Knope: Are they gonna ask that?
Tom: This is a deposition-style hearing, Miss Knope. Nothing is off-limits. You have to answer. Now, how many sexual partners have you had in the last year?
Leslie Knope: Zero to six.
Tom: Zero. Have you ever thought about Ron sexually?
Leslie Knope: What?
Tom: Including dreams. Have you ever had a sexual dream about our boss, Ron Swanson?
Leslie Knope: No! Absolutely not. No.
Tom: Yes.
Leslie Knope: No.
Tom: Now, in this recurring dream that you have about Ron, is he like a regular Ron, or is he half-Ron, half-animal, like a centaur?
Leslie Knope: What? No...
Tom: Is he wearing a football uniform? Are you making love to him on a couch shaped like his mustache? Is he covered in Powerade?
Leslie Knope: No, okay. Time-out. Time-out.
Tom: This committee doesn't take time-outs, Miss Knope. Now answer the question!
Leslie Knope: I need something to drink.
Tom: How about some stolen wine?
Leslie Knope: No. I meant water.
Tom: Thank you for your time, Miss Knope. You're fired. So, that's kind of your worst-case scenario, you know? If you can handle that, I think you'll be fine.