Quote from Ben in Pie-Mary
Ben: Well, how about this? What if I register for the contest? I bake the pie. I act as my own wife. Leslie Knope: Oh, that could work. We sidestep the controversy, we refocus the campaign onto the actual candidate, and then we flip the antiquated tradition right on its head. Ben: Exactly, but more importantly, we change the idea of what a pie is. Leslie Knope: I feel like that's not more important, but I-I like the energy that we have, so let's hear it. Ben: Okay. Picture this. Crust on the bottom, filling, crust on top. What am I describing? Leslie Knope: A pie. Ben: No, but you're in the right zone. Leslie Knope: Oh. Ben: Calzone! Leslie Knope: Sure. Ben: Pies are just sweet calzones, honey, and I'm good at making calzones. Leslie Knope: You're amazing. Ben: I can win this thing. Leslie Knope: Of course you can, baby! Get in there and start baking! Ben: [sings] Talk about the highway To the calzone-zone!