Ben: Yep, follow to me, guys. Just going to the parking lot for normal government reasons. [breathing hard] Sorry, can't go through with this. I was gonna pull a prank.
April: [gasps] No!
Ben: Yeah. I hired these guys in ski masks to kidnap us, and I was gonna pretend to be a hero. They were gonna shoot me and drive the van into the river, and that's when the divers would go in, pull you guys out of the water, and I would be standing on the shore like, "Hey, you get pranked much?"
Donna: What the [bleep]?
Ben: I even got these squibs from a special effects guy, and I was gonna say this code word.
Andy: And that's when I would push this button.
Ben: No, no, no, no, no! [squibs popping]
April: Oh, my God. You got blood all over me. Thank you. I mean it. Ben, that was amazing.
Ben: Really?
April: Best prank ever. [takes selfie]