Ann: Hi, Mona-Lisa? Hi. I'm Ann Perkins. I used to date Tom.
Mona-Lisa: Oh, okay. We can do this, but I will bite you.
Ann: Is that a screwdrive-- no, I do not want to fight. No.
Mona-Lisa: Okay.
Ann: I just wanna talk to you woman-to-woman because I know Tom pretty well.
Mona-Lisa: Do you know his ATM pin? 'Cause I cannot crack that little bitch's code.
Ann: I don't. You know what used to drive me nuts? He is a total control freak. I mean, you have to put a coaster down on every surface, and the worst part is, they're all made out of pictures from Diddy's Instagram.
Mona-Lisa: Diddy's on Instagram? [loudly] How did I not know that Diddy was on Instagram, you jagweeds?
Ann: Who are you yelling at?
Mona-Lisa: The jagweeds. Why are you still in front of me?