Leslie Knope: Okay, excuse me. I would like to point out that we drove all the way here from Pawnee, Indiana, a city with some class, by the way. And, sure, my husband made an honest mistake 20 years ago. But it was very meaningful that you were gonna finally...
Ben: [watching in hospital] Hi, Leslie.
Leslie Knope: ... Be able to forgive him.
Man: If it's so meaningful to him, then where is he?
Leslie Knope: He's in the hospital, sir. He has a calcified rock lodged in his penis! Frankly, Ben Wyatt is the best thing to ever come out of this crap town.
Man: Oh, yeah? What about Judy Garland?
Leslie Knope: Judy Garland's from Partridge?
Man: She lived here for a while.
Woman: And Lee Janzen.
Leslie Knope: Who's Lee Janzen?
Woman: He's a golfer. He's pretty good.
Leslie Knope: Well, Ben Wyatt's better than Lee Janzen, and he's better than Judy Garland. [crowd murmuring] That's crazy. Judy Garland's amazing. But Ben Wyatt is better than all of you because he cared about this town, and he tried to help it. You know, screw you, Partridge. [crowd booing] And a sled is a stupid mascot.