Leslie Knope: Hey, can you hear me?
Brett: [on video] Oh! Leslie, you on the TV!
Leslie Knope: Well, you're on mine, Brett. We're having a video conference.
Brett: Oh, okay.
Leslie Knope: Pawnee has been hit with the avian flu.
Brett: Tight.
Leslie Knope: No, this is bad news. I need everyone there at Animal Control to eradicate all the infected birds in town.
Brett: "Kill all birds." This is for the drill, right?
Leslie Knope: Yes.
Brett: But I'm actually gonna kill these birds for real?
Leslie Knope: No. No, just pretend.
Brett: Right. So how do I kill 'em? Like, with a gun?
Leslie Knope: No.
Brett: I could fill up a bathtub and just drown 'em one at a time.
Leslie Knope: Okay, let's forget we ever talked.
Brett: Got it. Kill 'em.