Kim: Your 11:00 is here.
Leslie Knope: Concerned citizen and community leader Leslie Knope. Nice to meet you.
Chris: Hi, Leslie. You're not supposed to be here.
Leslie Knope: As a government employee, that's true, but I am just here as a concerned citizen and founder of PCP. The Parks Committee of Pawnee.
Chris: Those are the people that have been harassing me.
Leslie Knope: We have many demands. Specifically, these six unfunded projects that need to be dealt with immediately.
Chris: Well--
Leslie Knope: Not good enough!
Chris: Leslie, out of respect for you, I will meet with your group, but I hope that this puts an end to the madness.
Leslie Knope: Prepare for battle. Oh, I forgot to tell you, I got your Christmas present. It's like a little stopwatch that records your jogging times and then sends it to your computer via Bluetooth.
Chris: Ah! [laughs] That is so thoughtful!
Leslie Knope: Aww. My pleasure. See you in hell!