Leslie Knope Quote #813
Quote from Leslie Knope in Citizen Knope
Kim: Your 11:00 is here.
Leslie Knope: Concerned citizen and community leader Leslie Knope. Nice to meet you.
Chris: Hi, Leslie. You're not supposed to be here.
Leslie Knope: As a government employee, that's true, but I am just here as a concerned citizen and founder of PCP. The Parks Committee of Pawnee.
Chris: Those are the people that have been harassing me.
Leslie Knope: We have many demands. Specifically, these six unfunded projects that need to be dealt with immediately.
Chris: Well--
Leslie Knope: Not good enough!
Chris: Leslie, out of respect for you, I will meet with your group, but I hope that this puts an end to the madness.
Leslie Knope: Prepare for battle. Oh, I forgot to tell you, I got your Christmas present. It's like a little stopwatch that records your jogging times and then sends it to your computer via Bluetooth.
Chris: Ah! [laughs] That is so thoughtful!
Leslie Knope: Aww. My pleasure. See you in hell!
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Quote from April
April: [aside to camera] These are the Black-eyed Peas. And I finally killed them. It's a Christmas miracle.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: Merry Christmas, Leslie! We made you this replica of the parks department out of gingerbread.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God, I love it! Aw, I love it, and I love you guys, and Ann specifically. And all of you! You did all of this together?
Ron Swanson: Yes, except for me. Turns out, I cannot make a gingerbread house, which would bother me if I were an 8-year-old girl. In any case, these people stepped up and helped me out, and that gave me another idea. This is the City Council chambers, and that's you, next may.
Leslie Knope: I don't understand.
Ann: Your campaign advisers quit, big deal. You're running for city council again, Leslie, with our help.
April: April Ludgate, youth outreach and director of new media.
Tom: Tom Haverford, image consultant, swagger coach.
Ann: Ann Perkins, office manager and volunteer coordinator.
Andy: Andy Dwyer, security, sweets, body man. Javelin, if need be.
Donna: Donna Meagle, transpo, AKA rides in my Benz.
Jerry: W- You guys didn't tell me we were doing this. I--I did not know that I was supposed to come up with something. I--
Ron Swanson: Ron Swanson, any other damn thing you might need.
Leslie Knope: Guys, it's so much work. I can't ask you to put your lives on hold.
Ron Swanson: Find one person here who you haven't helped by putting your life on hold.
Leslie Knope: [choked up] I don't know what to say... Except... Let's go win an election! [cheers and applause]
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Every year, I give Leslie the same present I give everyone: A crisp $20 bill. And every year, she gets me something thoughtful and personal. It makes me furious. This year, she outdid herself.
[clicks button; Ron's office doors close] She had it installed over the weekend. It's so-- [chokes up] It's so beautiful.