Quote from Leslie Knope in Ron & Tammy: Part Two
Leslie Knope: Hey. Sorry about the whole mess. The crisis has been averted, so let's go talk to the chief. Ben: Oh, I already talked to him. They'll give us the hours we need, no problem. Leslie Knope: Great. What a relief. Ben: Yeah. Hey, are you hungry? I haven't eaten. Leslie Knope: You know, yeah. There's a really great calzone place over in Idiotville. Ben: Oh, really? Leslie Knope: Down on Terrible Idea Avenue. Ben: Okay. That's weird. 'cause I thought it was on beating-a-dead-horse boulevard. Leslie Knope: Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir. Ben: Leslie, I... you know, I... Leslie Knope: I'm just kidding. Let's go. Ben: Oh. [laughs weakly] Okay. That was funny.