Leslie Knope: Hey. Sorry about the whole mess. The crisis has been averted, so let's go talk to the chief.
Ben: Oh, I already talked to him. They'll give us the hours we need, no problem.
Leslie Knope: Great. What a relief.
Ben: Yeah. Hey, are you hungry? I haven't eaten.
Leslie Knope: You know, yeah. There's a really great calzone place over in Idiotville.
Ben: Oh, really?
Leslie Knope: Down on Terrible Idea Avenue.
Ben: Okay. That's weird. 'cause I thought it was on beating-a-dead-horse boulevard.
Leslie Knope: Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir.
Ben: Leslie, I... you know, I...
Leslie Knope: I'm just kidding. Let's go.
Ben: Oh. [laughs weakly] Okay. That was funny.