Phil: So, you don't work for the government and you had no idea that these people were teachers from the local rec center?
Justin: No. I was simply attending a dinner party at my friend's house.
Phil: Why is he here, Miss Knope?
Leslie Knope: That will become clear. Mr. Anderson, could you please describe that evening?
Justin: Well, I had a very pleasant time. And from my perspective, there was no abuse of power with respect to Miss Knope and any of her various guests.
Leslie Knope: Could you define pleasant? Did you have a good time? Did you have a great time? Be specific, and do remember that you're under oath.
Justin: I had an amazing time.
Leslie Knope: But you fell asleep.
Justin: Oh, God. I'm so sorry. You know, look, I'd been given a case the night before, so I had to stay up all night working on it and I didn't want to cancel.
Leslie Knope: You should've told me. I would've rescheduled.
Justin: Are you kidding me? I was looking forward to it. I had an awesome time which had nothing to do with the rec center teachers.
Leslie Knope: No further questions.