Jerry: [on the phone] Jim, how the heck are you? Yeah, look. I hate to bother you, but I'm here with my two best friends, Leslie Knope and Tom Haverford...
Tom: [laughs]
Leslie Knope: Shh!
Jerry: And we need the first floor maintenance room open. Mm. Okay, great, and best to Louise and the girls. Okay, bye-bye. You guys are all set.
Leslie Knope: Thank you, Mayor Gergich. You really saved our butts. I am so happy that you get to be mayor. Are you enjoying yourself?
Jerry: Oh, are you kidding me? Leslie, I know that this is purely ceremonial, and it'll be over in just a couple of weeks, but I just don't know how my life could get any better than this.