April: Well, I think we have our answer.
Ben: Come on, think. There's got to be someone.
April: Okay, Ben, you know that I despise you and that I want you and all people on Earth to be miserable, right?
Ben: Sure.
April: You should be mayor. You're the best person for the job, and you deserve it. Plus, this would erase Ice Town. It's been torturing you since you were 18 years old. And if you became mayor of Pawnee, you could put it behind you once and for all. Ugh. Being nice made me feel terrible.