Ben: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I think I know what's going on in your head.
April: Oh, well then, welcome to the terror dome.
Ben: Okay, you need to tell Leslie that you want to leave your job.
April: No. She freaks out when anything changes. One time Andy told her that I was getting rid of my bangs and she called 911.
Ben: Okay, well, I can't keep your secret much longer. Anytime your name comes up, I panic and change the subject to the Twin Peaks reboot 'til she gets bored.
April: So you talk for one second?